Zero Punctuation Stabs Assassin’s Creed in the Throat
By Jonathan on Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 at 1:34 PM PST In Game Consoles, Gamer Life, Games, Microsoft, Sony, Ubisoft, Videos
It’s Wednesday, and that means another hilarious review from The Escapist’s Yahtzee Croshaw. This week, the fast-talking Brit takes on the sorta-controversial title, Assassin’s Creed. Apparently he received a couple of e-mails from people requesting that he tear into the game for his next review, so he went ahead and gave it a fairly positive review. Of course he still finds plenty of flaws to complain about, which he serves up in his usual fast-talking comedy style. All in all, his reviews just continue to crack me up every week.
Via The Escapist
last weeks was a gem, with the yo momma song
I downloaded it and I was instant mister cool.
I see you in your office and you’re receiving checks
it seems the quest for money comes from a quest for sex
but i got to the point and forgot about my job
and now i stay home and let yo momma bob my knob
yo momma’s on the top of my things to do list
This guy is my hero of game reviews, comedy is much needed for game reviews, this is the antigony of Game Informer