Uwe Boll Can’t Even Sell a Role in Far Cry

How can you tell when a director is notoriously bad? When he can’t even sell a role in his upcoming film. Uwe Boll recently put up an auction on eBay for a role in his new movie based on the game, Far Cry. For the low, low cost of $3355 USD, one lucky bidder can get their own screen time in the film. As of right now though, not a single person has bid on it.

Yeah, so basically you can pay for the opportunity to be in a terrible film. Besides that, you’ll have to make your own hotel and travel accommodations. Can’t see why that one isn’t getting snatched up quick. Maybe Uwe should try selling something people actually want, like the chance to kick him in the testicles.