Top Video Game Girls of All Time
By Stephany on Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 at 3:20 PM PST In Gamer Life
People close to me know that for some strange reason, I am a “Top (fill in the number) List” junkie, nerd, dork, weirdo. For some reason I get a kick out those things, and feel the need to share them with the masses – much to everyone’s chagrin. This time though, I found a highly amusing one over at Hogwild – a strange little place in itself. Somewhere in the bowels of the site, I found the Top Video Game Girls of All Time, and my greatest wish was to share it with you – but my head can not get around why males ACTUALLY find computer animated women so sexual appealing. I have my theories, but I will be nice…. for now.
In descending order, here are your top fake hotties:
Kitana – Mortal Combat
Alyx Vance – Half-Life 2
Lara Croft – Tomb Raider
Princess Peach – Mario Fame
Zelda – Zelda Fame
Rayne – Bloodrayne (NOT the Uwe Boll movie – retch)
Rikku – Final Fantasy X
Cheerleader – Tecmo Bowl
Samantha Foxx – Samantha Foxx Strip Poker (circa 1986) (lmao)
Tifa Lockhart – Final Fantasy VII
Helena – Dead or Alive
All Girls – Dead or Alive
Ms. Pacman – Ms. Pacman
Did you notice that he left out Ada Wong? Ha! Take THAT Ada!
You left out sin episodes girls
and there was me thinking joanna dark in perfect dark zero was smouldering sexiness.
is it just me, or do other people think that? your thoughts, please.
Was Ms. Pacman the first ‘female’ video game character?
Hot? They’re pixels! Data on a hard drive. They are mere puppets. Does one find an action figure or doll attractive? Does one find a crude caricature attractive?
They have no soul, no being, no life.
They are manufactured.
Personality, life, intelligence, should be qualities to which we remark.
“but my head can not get around why males ACTUALLY find computer animated women so sexual appealing.”
It’s simple. Unlike real women they always look perfect, and we can control them.
By the way the original article on HogWild is at http://www.hogwild.net/Rants/hottest-video-game-girls-lara-croft-kitana-rayne-helena-rikku-tifa-lockhart.htm
@weclock
they’re more than just puppets!
do puppets have voices (that we dont give them), personality and that other stuff you mentioned….? no….?
didnt think so!
computer game characters, on the other hand, do.
they’re not that diffrent really from T.V characters. they just have a whole lot less flesh and bone to them and a whole lot more pixels.
Chun Li is not on the list? And you have the DOA girls twice? C’mon, now. Chun Li is THE first lady of fighting games. You simply can’t have a “Top Video Game Girls of All Time” list without her and Samus Aran.
That is because I did not make the list. Here, I will post the link for you…again….
http://www.hogwild.net/Rants/hottest-video-game-girls-lara-croft-kitana-rayne-helena-rikku-tifa-lockhart.htm
i love girls i love the top girl i love u !
hehehe
i love sakura
i love u lets get married
hehe
i’d love to shag Tifa (Final Fantasy, Rayne (Bloodrayne) and Lara Croft LOL id shag all of em but rayne id do more
U forgot midna!