The Apprentice Los Angeles

Do you lay in the fetal position at night, fantasizing about bad hair, puckered lips, overemphasized words and Ivanka? Well, my demented friend, Game Tonic has made all of your wildest yearnings come true.

The Apprentice: Los Angeles is a strategy game where you compete for a lucrative job for the Trump Organization. Put your vapid time management skills to use by serving customers, doing inventory, preparing food, and managing equally numskulled assistants. Each of the four levels has its own style, plus you get to tussle with other contestants in the boardroom. Who will be the first to heart those infamous words, You’re Fired!?

(Please note that the phrase “You’re Fired” is owned by The Donald and no one else despite the fact that employers have been saying it to people like me for centuries)