Sony Unleashes New Afrika Trailer on Unsuspecting Gamers

Sony is nothing but tease. The more they tease me over Afrika, the more pissed off I become. Is it coming to the States or is it not coming to the States? When will they release something in English? When will we know more about gameplay elements other than “take a pretty picture and unlock encyclopedia style info with videos”? Give me a bit more than than please. Oh yeah, and if it isn’t headed our way I don’t ever want to hear about the damn thing again.

Ok, now that I have punched my stuffed elephant in impatient rage (sorry Dingo) I feel a bit more calm. The reason I am frustrated is because the only animal games out there for people like me (huge animal nuts) are Zoo Tycoon or some silly little game for children that a grown woman would be ashamed to play. I like games where I can crack skulls with my massive hammer or shoot a rival gang member in the eye, but this looks like the only game coming out in the near future that includes pretty little critters that I would feel comfortable enough playing without feeling like a pansy or a thirteen year old girl.