SomethingAwful.com’s Team Fortress 2 Achievements Anyone Can Get
By Jonathan on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 at 2:15 PM PST In Computer, Game Companies, Game Consoles, Game Platforms, Gamer Life, Games, Half-Life, Microsoft, Sony, Valve
SomethingAwful.com recently asked some of their readers to Photoshop together some very simple achievements for Team Fortress 2. Of course, the results address some of the more boneheaded activity you can see in any average match, such as aiming for a Heavy that’s being guarded by two medics. In fact, some of these could probably be applied to every other online PC shooter (singing into the voice chat, getting killed while trying to pull off a stunt, killing yourself numerous times). Of all of them though, the one I really wish no one would ever get would be the “Use disgusting goatse-ish spray” achievement. Seriously people, that image has been haunting online games for years now, and it needs to die.
You can view the rest of the “achievements” by clicking the link below.
breaking the bottle DOESN’T give you a damage increase??? :O
My dreams are haunted by goatse-ish sprays. I really wish I could unsee that.
I’ve done the last one before (demoman dying without detonating) but I can’t say I’ve done any other the others…at least not enough to get the achievement :p