So Blonde Screens: It’s Hot
By Jonathan on Friday, June 29th, 2007 at 10:39 PM PST In Computer, Games
There are new screens up for the upcoming adventure game, So Blonde. In the game, you’ll play as Sunny Blonde, a wealthy American teenager who finds herself stranded on a tropical island after her cruise ship diverts through the Bermuda Triangle. Not only that, but she’s apparently been transported back in time to an age where pirates roamed the seas. Now here’s a game that could either be very funny or very stupid. Still, they might have an easier time selling it if they renamed it “Paris Hilton Vs. The Pirates,” but that name may already be copyrighted for a reality show on Fox.
Checkout that outstanding example of Deutsch “Engrish” in the screenshot.
“This guy got absolutly(sic) no taste in terms of interior decoration.”
Sunny would have to be pretty damn “blonde” to speak or write like that. It sounds more like something a plumber from New Jersey would say.
Great, now some blondes are going to complain about how they are represented in this game and it will be pulled off the shelves.
Hugh, you\’ve obviously never been to New Jersey. Stop posting.
somewhat, you\’re right, people who are born a certain way deserve to be made fun of and should quit whining. Oh wait, that\’s totally retarded. Go back to the Stormfront forums.
“Hugh, you\’ve obviously never been to New Jersey. Stop posting.”
You’re obviously an idiot. Keep posting so I can continue to laugh at you.
SUNNYS HOT! DO YOU GET TO FUCK HER IN THE GAME? LOL. I LOVE BLONDES! ID HAVE HER BEND OVER AND GRAB HER ANKLES AS I WRAP MY HANDS AROUND HER LIL TAN WAIST AND JUST DRIVE IT HOME BABY!