“Shoot ‘Em Up” Film Advertised With Porn Game
By Jonathan on Thursday, August 30th, 2007 at 1:54 AM PST In Gamer Life
“Shoot ‘Em Up” is the upcoming action movie starring Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, and Monica Bellucci. Apparently the people marketing it decided to create a simple flash game to promote the film: one that rewards the player with nudity. All you do is move the gun and shoot the silhouetted men walking by, which drops those Benjamins covering the lady to the right. Play it once, and you’ll still be left with two bills covering the one area everyone wants to see. Then you have the option of registering with the site and playing a different version that drops those last two hundreds. Afterwards, you can sit back and bask in the fact that you probably put more effort than anyone on the internet ever has trying to see one random pair of breasts. Good job. Once you’re done with that, you can console yourself with this picture of Monica Bellucci, whose mere glance has been known to cure cancer in clinical studies:
my ex girlfriend was very jealous of my relationship with Monica Bellucci.
This is offensive, there are no age gateways.
I told the damn thing I was 8 years old and it let me see the poorly photoshopped boobies slapped on the aneorxic girl.
I do hope someone gets word of this, and shuts this filth machine down.
I mean, at least if there was a suitable age gateway, it wouldn’t be so bad, but…
8 year olds would lie anyway, I guess.