Pac-Man’s Skeleton Unearthed

This Pac-Man skeleton was made by Le Gentil Garçon in collaboration with paleontologist François Escuilié. It was modeled on the skeletal structure of predatory animals and constructed out of resin.

Or that’s what they would have you believe.

Really, this fossil was unearthed in the Alaskan tundra next to several pellet-like artifacts and a skull now believed to have originated from a ghost, or “ghosticus eatemupirous” as they are known in the scientific community. A few days later, a similar skeleton was discovered nearby, but this one had a small bow-like growth protruding from the top of its head. This supports my long-held theory that the Earth was once populated by these noble beasts, who roamed the land and filled the air with their mating call of “wakka wakka wakka.”