Once Again, Chuck is Everywhere
By Stephany on Saturday, May 19th, 2007 at 5:53 PM PST In Gamer Life, World of Warcraft
Chuck Norris must be hard-up for cash. Maybe showing up in all of these video games and soft-drink commercials is his way of presenting himself to a new generation of youngsters who were wearing diapers when Walker: Texas Dumbass.. I mean Ranger was on the telly. First Oblivion, now WoW? What gives Chuck? I know you were in your own video game in the past, (Superkicks – Colecovision) but sometime or another you have to retire. Move to Scottsdale where all washed-up actors go to die. You know, I bet he comes calling any minute now to round-house kick me in the clavicle.
Chuck Norris is like the force. It surrounds us and penetrates (tee hee!!) us. It binds the galaxy together.