New Heavenly Sword Screens

September cannot get here fast enough for some people, because then they will get to play the highly anticipated Heavenly Sword on their PS3 dream machines. Me? I will be camping out at my friend Ron’s house – eating all of his food, using up all the hot water, sitting in potato chip crumbs on the couch and screaming obscenities at the screen when I am getting beat -which in turn will teach his sweet little boy new, naughty words to tell to his grandmothers. Then, his wife will beat me up, kick me out of the house and flip me off in the process all the while officially banning me from ever returning to their domicile. All because my boyfriend refuses to lay down the cash for a PS3.

Enjoy the new screens, and check out more of them here.