My Thoughts On Throttle Monkey (XBLA)

Anyone who plays evolved classics on Xbox Live Arcade should be familiar with the Throttle Monkey modes. I’d like to know how people even play at the ludacris speeds involved with the mode. I have been trying to get the achievement on Missile Command for weeks now and simply cannot keep up with it. Perhaps I need to have some cyborg type implants installed in my retina or something to increase the speed of my vision.

I think it’s great to have harder modes to choose from on XBLA, but Throttle Monkey is definitely a little insane. Perhaps they could possibly think about a “medium monkey” mode for guys like me who are getting a little older.