Mistress Chief? Oh Hell No.
By Steve on Sunday, September 30th, 2007 at 1:29 PM PST In Gamer Life
It’s bad enough we have thousands of teenage boys creaming at the mere sight of Master Chief. Twisting the so called demigod into a heterosexual fantasy is a 31 flavor recipe of wrong. In fact, there should be some law (social? religious? ethical? metaphysical? Hell, I don’t care) against gene splicing the imaginary chromosomes of Master Chief and a Sexy Babe. It’s kind of like the perverse idea of cloning yourself for fulfillment of some personal fantasy (use your imagination here). It’s freaky, yet intriguing. I take that back; it’s wrong… just plain wrong. Everything I’ve said up until now is just WRONG, PERIOD. I think I need a mind-scrubbing, now…. Ahem.
You can blame Artist David Johnson for this recent abomination of video game fantasy. And like most shameless entrepreneurs, he’s selling Mz. Chief to the highest bidder via eBay. Here’s a description taken straight from the ongoing auction page:
Figure is 8 inch scale 11.5 inches tall to the tip of the sniper rifle, Created in polymer clay. ONE OF A KIND!! This is the only one, no molds were used in creation none taken from her. She has a strong armature underneath.
Bid with confidence, I lifetime insure my artwork, regardless of how she was broken I will fix her for life.
International bidders, I will pick up any additional shipping charges.
As of writing this article, the 26th-century-bikini-armor-clad heavy-ordinance-wielding temptress is going for $1,225.00 to the current highest bidder. With 4 more days of bidding left, I suspect that a pattern will develop here. There is some good news to be made from this insanity: 10% of the final auction will go to the American Breast Cancer Foundation. Although, if it were me and the bidding went as high as $100,000 (I wouldn’t rule it out either), I’d flip that figure around to 90%. There are so many ways to harbor shame here. Then again, I’m burdened by having more conscience than artistic talent.
What’s next? Cortana Hentai? You know what? I don’t even want to know.
Blame Kotaku
this is just turning halo3 gay lol…
“I’m burdened by having more conscious than artistic talent.”
Conscience, not conscious.
“this is just turning halo3 gay lol…” how? its a freakin hot chick. if it was some
excessively large hairy man beast sure that’d be gay but its a hot chick. and this was inevitable due to rule 34.
Lmao that is a funny read XD
~Death Dream~
“What’s next? Cortana Hentai?”
I have to say that, sadly, Cortana Hentai came BEFORE this… so… yeah.. umm.. I dunno…
shes gonna end up having her abdomen blown off with a crappy suit like that
hahaha!!!! wen i read tht i ws like XD rofl lmao lolzarama!!!!
tht would be some good non gay teabagging!!
umm, how much for the Cortana one again ?
Lol Miko, that is sick that you even know that XD
~Death Dream~
Dang Miko beat me to it
Joking aside, as I am posting this the bid is at $1,525. Who ever is getting is probably desperate.
Yeah, I must say. That ruins the entire aspect of Halo, but it is pretty damn hot.
Except, there were mjolnirs and they looked exactly like master chief.
it rins halo 3 itself but then again not a bad pic whoever did it XD
ruins*
the pic looks hot but it sadly puts a thumbs down on halo, stating my opinion.
I don’t see how this ruins halo 3, or any halo in fact. The female Spartans used the same armor as chief anyways. The only thing I do not like about this is the helmet looks really bad.
The bids over 2 grand now, prolly finished I didn’t look around long enough to find out.
Don’t worry, there’s only ONE I don’t think you will ever have to make a big deal about it again once it’s off Ebay.
I like the fact of having females in the game, but I also don’t support the skank look on her.
It is possible to have a sexy character with a full suit.
-nods-
it is true that there were female spartens. although it was a mistake to call it “Master Cheif” and should probably be called “Kelly”. crappy helmet but really sexy
*”Mz. Cheif” sry*
Actually, in the military, Master Chief Petty Officer is the highest enlisted rank (at least in U.S. army). Master Chief isn’t a name, it’s a title. Females can get that title as well, and it’s still “Master Chief”. And some girls in the military try to be more masculine so that they don’t have to put up with their gender overshadowing their rank. Master Chief in Halo could very easily be female (at that rank, wouldn’t be that hard to get a voice modulator put into the helmet). And if she’s trying to appear more masculine, that’d also explain why she does her best to never be seen without her helmet on. Someone not hiding their gender would be more apt to take their helmet off… as such, I suspect that Master Chief is, more than likely, female, but as such, would never appear in the above outfit because it’d be a dead giveaway.
That said, I now want to mod halo so Master Chief can look like that.
this is not what halo was supposed to be but it is still pretty damn sexy!
You sexist bastards! What the hell is wrong with female spartans?
loose the helmet