Comments on: Kid Gets Credit Card in Dad’s Name – Buys Hookers, Xbox 360; You Really Can’t Make this Stuff Up

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 28 May 2008 12:12:47 +0000

haa. the coolest kid ever.

oh and Gauldar, i supose ur the expert on hookers, eh?

By: Stephany

Stephany — Sat, 17 May 2008 13:58:49 +0000

Art, where have you been all my life?

By: Art

Art — Sat, 17 May 2008 06:37:58 +0000

Well if this is real, we have a couple problems 2- $1000.00 a night hookers in Texas? I can get high quality ones for half that. He bought a 360? No brains there with a spending limit he could of bought a PS3. And then invited the hookers to play Halo3? They didnt have a 360 so either sex was taking place while the other played or something. I mean after playing for 20 minutes and the rrod kicks in what else is there to do? Me personally, I would of went to a 5 star hotel, got one hot ass hooker, bought a ps3, GTA4 and beat the hookers up in the game.

By: Shadowmancer

Shadowmancer — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:18:59 +0000

Well this will help in Ralph’s ambition to become a politician a long way.

By: jay

jay — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:00:05 +0000

No problem here just a good lad wanting the good life in America.
Most people spend most of their time looking for the back of the line while some of us see what we want and go out and get it. Sure xbox and hookers maybe are not the best choice…still later in life he will have use for such MOXY.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:52:12 +0000

a hoax or not, this is hilarious. btw, that’s like the best picture you could’ve picked for this post.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:52:01 +0000

High price doesn’t always mean quality. Usualy it shows the payer is an impulse buyer, bad at bartering or both.

By: DeathDream

DeathDream — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:36:51 +0000

$1,000??? Holy smokes those better of been some damn fine ass women!!!

~Death Dream~

By: Stephany

Stephany — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:09:19 +0000

The funniest part about this is what I left out of the post for length reasons:

“Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.”

And the punch line is……………………… “Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician”

I do not lie!

By: Raw

Raw — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:04:12 +0000

Only in America

By: mooshimooshi

mooshimooshi — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:08:00 +0000

Now that’s a damn good article.

By: SpiralGray

SpiralGray — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:01:26 +0000

According to follow-up research, this story is most likely a hoax.

By: da soc

da soc — Thu, 15 May 2008 14:24:16 +0000

LOTS OF HOOKERS!