Jack Thompson Casts His Legal Gaze on Halo 3
By Jonathan on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 at 1:09 PM PST In Gamer Life
Game Almighty has an article up with a copy of a letter that Jack Thompson recently sent to Bill Gates. In the letter, Thompson demanded that Microsoft take adequate steps to ensure that Halo 3 is not sold to anyone under the age of 17, threatening legal action should they fail to do so. This makes total sense since Microsoft of course has absolute control over every single game outlet that might sell one of, if not the, most anticipated games of the year. And they should definitely be worried, because whatever legal recourse ol’ Jackie Boy brings at them is of course going to cost them way more than the price of millions of sold copies of Halo 3.
Here is an example of a man with too much time on his hands. He’s spent so much time with himself that he now thinks he can take on the biggest software company in the world. It’s like a mouse sitting in a hole, looking up at Mount Everest and thinking, Yeah, I can climb that. So he does, and you know what happens to that mouse? He freezes to death at the base. Then a goat eats him. And then all his little mice friends just shake their heads disapprovingly.
he has friends?
jack thompson needs to shut up already.
Microsoft should consider that letter a threat.
He needs to be put in jail.
Idiot
You know. Jack Thomson here. He, My fine, non-violent gaming friends, is, and I quote, “A faggot”—- Everyone who likes video games. L1K3 0MG0D UB3R HAXX00RZZZZ!!!!!… Read that, Mr. Thomson. And then promptly kick yourself in your non existant balls. and then go play some Halo two online.
More like, the goat eats him, he is subsequently …processed out of the goat’s body, and it is then crowded by countless numbers of flies.
In turn, they each take a piece of said excrement and scatter it about the world, in which these pieces eventually drift back together, Terminator 2 style, and create another foul creature whose only goal in life is to cause controversy and make a name for himself.
I want to hear what that person who impersonates Jacko has to say over this.