How to Hate the Metal Gear Solid Series in Five Clips or Less
By Jonathan on Friday, June 6th, 2008 at 3:01 PM PST In Game Companies, Game Consoles, Games, Metal Gear, Sony, Sony, Videos
Personally, I love the Metal Gear Solid series. They’ve consistently had some great gameplay and enticing — though sometimes confusing — storylines. Everything about the games just seems huge, which unfortunately includes it’s “WTF” moments. Every one of those games had instances where you just sat back and asked yourself, “what the hell just happened?” And now, thanks to 1UP’s Scott Sharkey, we get to relive those moments all over again. Crotch grabbings, awkward relationship talk through codec, homoerotic sword fights: it’s all here. I think it was the revelation that Otacon slept with his mom that really weirded me out the most though (seriously, Kojima, what the hell?). I think I need to lie down now; it’s just too much terrible for one sitting.
Via 1UP
It must really be a slow day for you guys.
First of all, Otacon nailed his step mom. Tooooooooootally different thing, trust me. Second, neither I nor any of my friends who’ve played any of the post “Solid” Metal Gear games have had any trouble understanding the story. Were you under the influence of any illegal substances while playing?
@wizardhat
‘Tooooooooootally different thing, trust me.’ I’m guessing you’ve ‘nailed’ your step mom as well? It’s still gross, because it’s still someone you call mom. Also, yes, they must have been doing drugs while playing, how else would they not be able to understand such a horrible story line?
@anon
If you had a hawt step mom that was irresistible and got seduced by her but yet you wouldn’t f*ck her? GHEY!! or just not horny at all and you has nothing with no-one.
What game is the third one from anyway? O_o
Eh, the fight scene wasn’t too horrible. Maybe I was just desensitized to it though after all that crotch grabbing.
I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
It’s still the shittiest, Jappiest, nonsensical pile of money-wasting bullshit since the Pokemon games, (which SUCK) DBZ, WHICH SUCKS, Inuyashi, Cowboy Bebop, which ALL SUCK, Naruto, which sucks, Devil May Suck Dick, (Which sucks extra hard) and any other JAP PIECE OF SHIT THAT NEEDS TO FUCKING ROT IN A GRAVE.
Heil Fuhrer G.W. Bush!!!!
@ singletxguy4fun
I thought nazis were allied to japs? Take your racist crap somewhere else. So what..they make horrible video games..and shows…and music…and culture..but that isn’t because they are japanese…right?
lol
Not so bad.
@ Deaf:
Yes the Nazis were allied to the Japanese.
singletxguy4fun is just a total retard with no idea what he is talking about.