Holy Sweater Puppets Batman! DOA Coffee Mugs
Posted by Stephany on Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 at 1:15 pm under Game Companies, Gamer Life, Games, Games Industry, Uncategorized
As if playing a video game full of wubbly jubblies isn’t enough, Japanese fans of Dead or Alive Extreme 2 can now pick up a touchy-feely coffee mug as a prize at their local arcade. The main draw, however, is not the depictions of the DOA ladies themselves, but the fact that you can actually cop a feel with the added bonus of porcelain 3-D lady bumps. The problem with these cups, is not the obvious creepiness of them, but that they are not paying homage to Team Ninja’s vision of larger than life breasts that are prevalent throughout the DOA games. Then again, think how inappropriate it would look for you to be drinking coffee at your office with three inch boobs sticking out from the sides of your mug.
What about coffee mugs for the lady arcade goers as well? Where are the 3-D mugs of Altair and Geralt wearing a speedo showing off all of their masculine glory? Actually, the thought of that made me throw up a little on my keyboard. I will stick with my Garfield coffee cup thank you very much.
Thanks: Hobby Blog
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December 5th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
I'm not a huge fan of coffee, but if I was given this mug for Christmas, I'd be drinking coffee every chance I got!
December 5th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
God bless Japan!
December 5th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I don't even buy cups with my kids faces on them, what makes you think I'd buy some worthless mug with ceramic breasts? Most useless gift ever.
December 5th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
cringe!!!!
if you buy one of these i would bet that you are the cliched gamer in that you are undersexed, fat, socially retarded person that lives with your mum.
and if your not, dont you at least feel weird that your effectivly groping a mug!?
December 5th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
They should have made the mugs out of silicone. That would at least give them a realistic feel.
December 6th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
havoc of smeg : "if you buy one of these i would bet that you are the cliched gamer in that you are undersexed, fat, socially retarded person that lives with your mum."
I agree - cellar dwellers will love this mug.