“Hi, I’m Master Chief, and I want to talk to you about your finances…”

By Jonathan on Sunday, September 9th, 2007 at 3:45 PM PST In Gamer Life, Halo

masterchiefbank1 Hi, Im Master Chief, and I want to talk to you about your finances...

That’s it. The Halo 3 hype is completely out of control. As you can see above, now even banks are invoking Master Chief’s name to try and reel in customers. Although you do have to wonder just how much a future super-soldier defending Earth gets paid. For that matter, what does he spend his money on? Does he have bills to pay for? Eh, I’ll bet it all goes to his fetish for hot Brute-on-Grunt porn. Genetically-enhanced soldiers of the future got issues.

Via Xbox 360 Fanboy

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9 Comments on ““Hi, I’m Master Chief, and I want to talk to you about your finances…””

  1. Perpy12 says:

    If this is real then its extremely :???: pathetic….

  2. Mr. Sadistic says:

    This is the best picture EVER.

  3. Doffen says:

    Love that bank :grin: GO Master Chief

  4. Joelteon7 says:

    Oh man. That’s made my day. Love the whole “Go Earth!” thing too. Aww, pure win. Granted though, hype is much.

  5. Phil Migrowen says:

    If I had my money in that bank, I’d take it out immediately.

    I don’t know which is more disturbing with regards to that sign. The fact that there are idiots running that bank who put those words there, or the idea that there are actually plenty of consumers who are stupid and gullible enough to bank there because of that sign.

  6. Darkwiz666 says:

    :grin: It would be funny if a group of elites saw that sign and decided to rob his safety deposit box…just imagine…

  7. Ryan says:

    Omg. This is so win. :mrgreen:

  8. somewhat says:

    I hate to say it, but this wasn’t done recently. A friend sent me that same pic at least 6 months or a year ago. So you can all stop worrying about the over-hype on this one. Just enjoy it for what it is. A bit of humour… :roll:

  9. Ryan says:

    Well im not worrying about any stupid overhype, who cares anyway? Halo3 rules and on that day…that launch day…Hell is going to break loose. The covenant will be defeated. :mrgreen:

    We shall end the fight! :twisted:

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