“Half-Life: Full Life Consequences” Greatest Garry’s Mod Video Ever?
By Jonathan on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 at 5:41 PM PST In Computer, Game Companies, Game Platforms, Gamer Life, Games, Half-Life, Valve, Videos
Awhile back, someone going by the name of “squirrelking” decided to learn English and that the best way to practice was to write video game fan fiction. One of these practice sessions became a story titled “Half-Life: Full Life Consequences,” which was recently adapted into the video short above using Garry’s Mod. The result is one of the funniest Half-Life 2 parodies in recent memory as you follow the adventures of John Freeman, Gordon Freeman’s brother, who rides to his brother’s rescue on a motorcycle made out of a bathtub and two big tires. Along the way, he encounters headcrab zombie police, zombie “goasts, and of course “full life consequences.”
Oh god that was stupid.
~Death Dream~
What….the…hell…….
That is brilliant
That was just pure boredom. If you want a good machinima, watch Tales of the Past or Red vs Blue or w/e, but this doesn’t even accomplish its goal of being a parody because it just fails to be funny.
that was fucking awesome
From forums.facepunchstudios.com
Epic. Lauri doesn’t understand the history of FULL LIFE CONQUENCES.
This is a reading of a REAL fanfiction that was intended to be serious. That’s why it’s so funny.
LOL
Thats hilarious!
Even from the POV of parodying fanfiction it just fails.
If you dont think this is funny, you have no sense of humor