‘Hail to the Chimp’ Gets Its CNN On With GRRNews
By Stephany on Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 at 11:59 AM PST In Game Companies, Game Consoles, Gamer Life, Games, Microsoft, Sony, Videos
Where do you go for news about the Animal Kingdom? Why GRRNEWS of course!
In another instance of total wackiness from the folks over at Gamecock, more information on their upcoming Hail to the Chimp game is being covered by the game’s own news outlet, GRRNews. Apparently the animals are working around the clock to keep you in the know regarding the top stories in the Animal Kingdom from the plains of the Serengeti to the highways of downtown LA.
Led by the “Face of GRRNews” – Woodchuck Chumley – the Presidential Election is ramping up and the stakes are piling higher by the second, so GRRNews is bringing you candid interviews from each candidate and news reports from around the Animal world including horoscopes, polls, personals, and history. Take a look below for last week’s recap.
Top stories are as follows:
- The Global Security Agency ratcheted up the terror threat level to Orange, or Run for cover! Learn why here.
- Illegal Migration: Could it happen here? Lessons learned from the Serbonian Bog dry up.
- Juliet goes undercover for the first in her series on rampant wolf packs, meets with pack leaders in California, and incites pack violence throughout the country and Mexico. Read more here.
- Political candidate Ptolemy’s DNA is linked to daddy-less hippo in Vegas and Arts & Entertainment editor Gizelle gets the exclusive interview.
- The plover strikes are out of control with no negotiations in sight. Read the story of one pigeon who bravely crossed the picket line for work, only to say, “Never again!”
- Technomamma Zeno reviews Liar 1.3 in his column Caught in the Net.
- Book reviewer Gertrude Spine offers her take on The Joy of Feeding.
- Woodchuck Chumley wraps up the week with insightful commentary, looking to the future and reaming of the past.
- Bloggers Nipsy and Eartha do battle on Ptolemy, Illegal Migration and More in Blogs.
For more jackassery in its purest form from the folks over at Gamecock, check out our previous posts on Hail to the Chimp by clicking here.
Via: Gamecock
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