Got Headcrab?
By Steve on Saturday, August 25th, 2007 at 3:23 AM PST In Game Companies, Uncategorized, Valve
You know you want one. Who doesn’t want a little headcrab? It’s more hip than a “Cat In The Hat” Hat at a rave. Plus, it goes well with that Gluon gun you made out of your mom’s vacuum. Chicks will dig it…
As I was browsing The Valve Store, this geeky little headgear caught my eye. Unfortunately, it looks like they are so popular they can’t keep them in stock. Boo!
Should be a hoot for those slap happy late hours at Lan parties. Now, if I could just figure out how to get one.
i love the Half Life 2 Deathmatch mouse pad they have
Is this about it being sold out at the Valve Store, or is this about it existing on the valve store, because if you have steam, you knew about this years ago when it came out.
Steve, just finish drinking the Valve kool-aid already so you’ll kill over and won’t be able to post any more of these commercials for Valve as news stories.
Well, I for one had never seen it. You see, I don’t hang out at the Steam Store, so I didn’t know about it. That’s why I visit this site. They aren’t afraid to show you something that may be ‘old’ to a fanboy or someone who read about it elsewhere at an earlier date. Doesn’t mean it isn’t newsworthy though.
A cool hat. I wouldn’t wear it myself though, it’d make a better pillow. Or decoration.
Phil, you sure do seem to be full of hate, everywhere you go.
Phil calling me some Valve lapdog is like the pot calling the kettle black. Go back to that bridge you hide under there, Phil.
It probably isn’t pristine news to alot of people. Still, it’s nice to throw a changeup in there once in a while. If you don’t like it, then skip it. We’re not force feeding you here.
“Phil calling me some Valve lapdog is like the pot calling the kettle black.”
Steve, you’re delusional. I am no Valve lapdog, and nothing I have ever posted here suggests otherwise.
“It probably isn’t pristine news to alot of people.”
It’s not news to anybody. The Valve fanboys already knew about the headcrap hats a long time ago, and the rest of us don’t care about them.
“Still, it’s nice to throw a changeup in there once in a while.”
Sure, just like a commercial is a nice changeup in the middle of a television show. If Valve wants to advertise its crap on this site, you should make it buy normal ad banners so I can filter them out like I do with the other ads. There’s no need for you to shill for Valve for free.
@Phil
“Steve, you’re delusional. I am no Valve lapdog, and nothing I have ever posted here suggests otherwise.”
Steve wasn’t calling YOU a lapdog. He was saying that YOU called HIM a lapdog. And yous eem to continue to do so.
And honestly, this isn’t like a commercial at all. If you notice, he specifically states how it’s always out of stock. This is useful information to some–like me, who’s been trying to get hold of a headcrab hat for quite some time, but has had no luck wondering what was going on at the valve store (whether they stopped making it, if it were out of stock, etc etc).
“Steve wasn’t calling YOU a lapdog.”
Yes, he was. That is what Steve meant by “the pot calling the kettle black.”
“he specifically states how it’s always out of stock. This is useful information”
It’s not useful. You can see the same “out of stock” message at the Valve store. Steve didn’t post an alternative place to buy those hats. Now that might be useful to at least Valve toadies who would want that crap.
“Phil calling me some Valve lapdog…”
No, he wasn’t. He did not say ‘phil, you are a valve lapdog’, he said ‘calling ME a lapdog’
Clearly, you are not as intelligent as you would like to have us believe, migrowen.
“Clearly, you are not as intelligent as you would like to have us believe, migrowen.”
Clearly you are an illiterate idiot. Read the whole damn sentence Steve wrote and actually think about it next time, i.e. “Phil calling me some Valve lapdog is like the pot calling the kettle black.” What Steve means by that is that I am a hypocrite for calling him a lapdog since I too am one. Since English is obviously not your strong suit, maybe you will finally understand it if I express Steve’s incorrect assertion in that sentence as a mathematical equation: pot (Phil) = kettle (Steve) = black (lapdog)
If you don’t get it now, you need more mental help than I can provide.
Phil has penis envy, grow up dickwad.