God on Halo: “It’s Kickass”; Special Appearance on Conan O’Brien
By Jonathan on Monday, October 15th, 2007 at 2:22 PM PST In Gamer Life, Halo, Microsoft
Apparently, on Conan O’Brien last week, the big man himself, God, made a special appearance. Conan then proceeded to give him a haircut and discuss Halo 3. As God explains:
“…Ya, they enhanced the Scorpion Tank from H2, added the whole Bubble Shield. Pretty awesome. Only thing that sucks is that you can’t dual-wield the Needler anymore, I mean W.T.F.? You know what I mean? … Ya, we should play online sometime, that is if you want to get pwnd…”
Of course this leads to the question, what’s God’s Gamertag? 10rd 0f 1337 h0575, maybe?
Via Gamerscore
This explains why Halo is in Church.
And this is why Atheism is the one true path – because God has terrible taste in games.
And in facial hair styles as well..
This is totally blasphemous. And very offensive.
So when you get sick, or your car breaks down, you’ll know why
@Crusader
dont count on it, bible boy!