Giant Chocobo Terrorizes Onlookers

Square-Enix recently held a press conference to make some Nintendo-related announcements and show off some trailers for Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates and FFCC: Crystal Bearers. Unfortunately, they didn’t allow anyone to film the two videos, but that’s really not important. What is important is that they put a giant Chocobo on stage and made it dance for the crowds. Right after this video was shut off the bird apparently flew into a hysterical rage, injuring a dozens of bystanders and feasting on two in a horrid display. Animal control officers eventually arrived on the scene and were forced to put the large bird down. The giant bird carcass was then obtained by KFC officials who announced that the giant chicken-like creature would be used as part of it “Honey Barbeque Wings for the Homeless” campaign.