Gaming Resolutions for the New Year
By Chris on Friday, December 28th, 2007 at 2:40 PM PST In 2K Games, Activision, Bioware, Blizzard, Bungie, Call of Duty, Computer, Eidos, Electronic Arts, Epic Games, Game Companies, Game Consoles, Game Platforms, Gamer Life, Games, Grand Theft Auto, Half-Life, Halo, Madden, Mass Effect, Microsoft, Microsoft, Midway, Nintendo, Nintendo, Nintendo, Portable, Rockstar, Sony, Sony, Sony, THQ, Take-Two, Ubisoft, Unreal Tournament, Valve
Gaming Steve has posted a list of New Year’s resolutions for a variety of game developers, publishers, systems, games and persons that’s sure to get a chuckle or two. (Which consequently means a fanboy cringe or two.) Everything from Take Two to Blizzard to the PSP is on the list, although the actual likelihood of even a fraction of these resolutions panning out isn’t quite as great as the list.
Here’s a sampling:
Blizzard: I resolve to stop making people totally nuts and finally announce Diablo III.
Valve: I resolve to release the next Half Life 2 Episode before 2010.
Electronic Arts: I resolve to not to milk BioWare to death and have them produce no more than one game per year … or two … and only very occasionally three. But never more than four games a year, I promise.
I picked out those three with the hope they, in particular, come true. I’d settle for one of the three, though.
Check out the full list of resolutions here.
It’s a hilarious laugh. Definitely liked the Heavenly Sword one.