Every Woman You Know as a Character from Mario

College Humor is a pretty fun site and while looking through it today I found this hilarious little gem comparing women to characters from Mario. Normally a female might take offense to being compared to a Toad, Goomba, Bowser or Warp Pipe, but in this case it is pretty damn hilarious and after reading each description I realized that I knew a real life counterpart of each example. Pretty sad.Anyway, here is just one example from the list which you can view in its entirety after you hit the link.

The Pirahna Plant: Most every women, at some point, to some man, will play the role of the Pirahna Plant. This is the girl you may date for awhile, and quite frankly actually like. One day things change, you break up, and she suddenly becomes a blood sucking “biatch”. Because you once trusted this woman, and she knows it, she has the ability to make you feel incredibly small. In both the video game and real world, the Pirahna Plant has been known to cause men to punch holes in the wall. She can not be destroyed with conventional attacks, and her ability to conceal the time and manner in which she will strike, makes her possibly the most dangerous foe you will encounter. The Pirahna Plant’s powers of manipulation are palpable. She will coax you into thinking you are safe to move past her, then strike when you least expect it. These females are almost immune to destruction unless you possess some sort of rare unexplainable power, (immense ability at manipulation, iron clad balls or flaming sunflower seeds). If you do not have any of these rare powers, simply cut your losses, and avoid any contact with her.

Via: College Humor