Energy Bar Designed Specifically For Gamers
By William on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 6:28 PM PST In Gamer Life

I guess with the next-generation console war in full swing, Think Geek decided to unleash an energy bar specifically designed for gamers on the world. I’m not sure how exactly you design an energy bar specifically for gamers, but that’s what they claim. At first, I assumed this was just a joke, but you can add the bars to the shopping cart and order some, so obviously it isn’t just a joke. Personally, I can’t advise using stuff like this to stay awake. In the long run, it’s best to just drink really cold water to stay awake or maybe just go to sleep and finish your game the next day. That’s a novel idea.
If it’s one thing a Frag Monkey can’t stand, it’s sleep. Yeah, sleep is important for so many scientific reasons, but it sure does get in the way of gaming. How many times have you been going and going and just needed to secure one more objective when WHAM! your head hits your keyboard and all hope of a victory is lost? We’ve done it so many times we have Q W E R imprinted on our cheeks! Well, we haven’t found a magic “no sleep ever” pill, but we have found a great new way to keep you awake – designed specifically for gamers!
Headshot is a toffee flavored Guarana Infused Candy bar dedicated to the gamer lifestyle (100mg of Guarana per bar!) Headshot bars are portable, have a catchy name, and is easy to eat one handed while adding a few more kills to your tally. And, the most important part – not only do Headshot bars give you that little extra boost, they also taste fantastic. No bitter caffeine taste here, just a yummy toffee flavor. Staying awake never tasted better.
Available singularly or in a 4 pack. Click here for nutrition information.


I have to buy some just for the cooool name…
Holy crap! 220 calories?! I’ll stick to my Rice Crispies Treats thank you very much!
somewhat yeah i can picture you munching on those all wired playing a round of SWAT on Halo killing everything in view.
You really do have to feel sorry for us, as a race, when we create things like this. Deary be! At least it will give use for the
smiley.