“Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.”
“Now you actually need to play it. You’ll die a few times, but don’t worry, you’ll get to the end eventually.”
“Why are you even bothering? You’re going to die instantly?”
“Does your home have insurance convering ‘damage by controller throwing’?”
“If you hold you, your family and your house dear, do not play on this difficulty.”

That being said, I love the game. It’s completely over-the-top, insane, brilliant, but extremely fun.