BlizzCon 2008 Goes Crazy with Contests
By Shawn on Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 at 9:19 AM PST In Blizzard, Computer, Game Companies, Game Platforms, Gamer Life, Games, World of Warcraft
BlizzCon 2008 has a contest for just about every gamer who wants to get involved and prizes to reward them. Those of you who are crafty can create Warcraft, Starcraft or Diablo themed costumes, dioramas and motivational posters. If Filking is your thing, put together lyrics or a musical composition based on the games and you could have the opportunity to preform your song for a live audience. There’s a new contest this year for gamers who fancy themselves comedians. Show off your best one liners based on Blizzard’s games in the BlizzCon /Silly Contest.
The BlizzCon Movie contest will have film makers telling an original story using World of Warcraft footage. Finally, you can dance your booty off Azeroth style in the BlizzCon Dance contest. I suppose this would go along with the costume contest so you can dress like your favorite character as well as dance like them. Head over to Blizzard’s BlizzCon 2008 site for all the information on these events and the sponsors handing out the prizes.
And all of these contests are for about 2% of nerds obsessed with these games and their universes. I am absolutely a die-hard Blizzard fan (From Warcraft II to WoW, and *everything* in between), but this shit is fucking out of hand.
Costume contest: Fags (not just gay, but full-blown flaming homo) and fat guys
Dioramas and posters: God damnned, motherfucking, cocksucking PIECES OF SH
You know what, I’m just gonna stop here. All of these contests are for fucked up fans with no goddamned life. I’ve spent a few minutes here, as I do every day, commentating. What the fuck do you losers spend your time on? Your awesome Murloc costume? A great Succubus costume for some bitch you’ll hire to pretend to be your date? If you are one of the few women who attends shit like this of your own free will, it’ll be your chance to act like a slut (that urge you feel all of the time, but that you can’t indulge except at conventions where all the other sluts will be doing the same thing as the horny fat fucking losers drool over you and ask for pictures)
Wow, I am really full of hate. And yet so right. Thoughts? I don’t care. I won’t read them.
-BL
You know he’s a pussy, because he won’t come back and handle all the shit that’s being thrown back at him.