Are You a Loser? Try Fury Again

In an attempt to boost the self-confidence of all prior customers, the Fury team has sent out an email that essentially begs you to go back and try the game again. The email also lets you know what a loser you are.

With the subject line of “LOSER! LOSER! LLLOOOOSSSSEEEERRRRR!,” the email goes on to detail how there’s not a single person playing Fury that is without a loss. And, according to their statistics, players who have won three games are more likely to play many, many more. That’s one hell of an argument.

The entire email can be read after the break, so swallow your pride and hit the jump.

via Game|Life

Subject:  LOSER! LOSER! LLLOOOOSSSSEEEERRRRR!

Chances are… you are a
LOSER!
Or will you prove us wrong?
http://www.unleashthefury.com
In the 3 months since release, tens of thousands of people have played FURY and every single one of them has lost at least one game! That’s right – not one unbeaten player exists in our database. And the stats show that once you have won 3 games, you are extremely likely to play dozens, if not hundreds more games.
So, we’d love you to come back and check out all the changes and improvements and discover that winning feeling.
For a start it is easier to stay alive now, and there are new game types specifically designed for new players. We have also added AI Bots (and they love losing), new gametypes, new maps, fixed the GUI lag and hundreds of bugs plus loads of other stuff. You can find out more about all the changes at http://www.unleashthefury.com/ageofthechosen
We have also introduced the Chosen which allows you to play FREE FOREVER. Why not show your friends you are not a loser as well by bringing them along, they can play for FREE! Just get them to follow the instructions found here http://www.unleashthefury.com/free2play
Cya in game (unless, of course, you want to remain a loser).
The FURY Team