Achievement Locked Underwear
By Daniel on Thursday, August 16th, 2007 at 7:24 PM PST In Gamer Life
“Hey baby, can I unlock your achievement?”
“How many points do I get for completing your tutorial?”
“Why are you walking away from me after those two awesome pick up lines?”
It seems Microsoft’s little achievements gimmick has finally made it onto a pair of underwear. Splitreason.com has a pair of “Achievement Locked” underwear ready for you to buy and give it to some special lady on your first date as a way to let her know you’d like to “unlock her achievement”. Just make sure you’ve got $12.95 and a cup on when you give these to her.
If that doesn’t work out, you can always try to squeeze your size 52 hairy rump into them. Good thing they’re 95% combed cotton, because even though they’ll be tight, at least they’ll be Downy soft.
Via Splitreason
I was gonna make a really funny comment, but i’ll keep it to myself. This was a cool idea though.
I know we have some imaginative readers, so I invite you guys to come up with your own pick up lines that’s achievement oriented.
Very cute ! Imma get me a pair fo’ sua! Try the pick up lines with me! I’m a gamer they may work
What if she turns the joke against you and says that the achievement can only be locked with XBL points given to her? Either that or a car
haha the underwear the easy achivement, beating the g-spot achievement takes skill….
Sadly, I give up too easily to get all those danged points. This one would definetly be harder (sic) to unlock, so I would probably never achieve it. I’m married, my wife doesn’t need another excuse like achievement still locked to thwart my manly plans…
Personally, I’ll be on the lookout for the girl wearing the achievement UNlocked undies. Thats just me though.
“hey baby, can i unlock your achievement?”
“no, sorry, i’ve got the RROD, happens every moth”
sorry, i couldnt help myself